Toobin'

Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.

"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."