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A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, âFace Shieldsâ are the RAâs that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure youâre wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term âFace Shieldâ originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RAâs where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called âthe Gestapoâ the âfun policeâ, as well as âpower-tripping boy scoutsâ.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Face Shields: âRA on duty open up!â
student 1: âoh fuck dude itâs the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they canât know weâre socializing!â
A pre-game polly is one who consumes far too much alcohol before leaving to go out (party/bar). The term pre-game polly refers to a conversation between friends, when a friend was way too drunk to go to the bars, and one of his friends said he had the IQ of a âpolly pocketâ.
Homie 1: âdamn bro, look at pre-game polly over here, stumbling before we even get to the bars!â
Homie 2: *trips and falls over nothing*
An alcoholic beverage invented in the dorms, and Iowa Curb Stomp contains:
1 White Claw or similar hard seltzer
3 shots of Hawkeye Vodka
3 or more squirts of Mio water enhancer
The Iowa Curb Stomp is intended to inebriate the drinker as efficiently and painlessly as possible, making it perfect for catching a relaxed-buzz or pre-gaming to go out.
bro 1: âyo did you see Jason? He was already drunk when they left the pregame.â
Bro 2: âii made Jason an Iowa Curb Stomp, heâs gonna have a good night.â
An old or unfunny meme generated by someone who is over 30.
Dude my mom keeps posting these facebook memes. They are sooooo bad.
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acronym for
Post
Nut
Fuckin
Juul
Sesh
damn bro, just got back from my girls place, pass the nic i need that PNFJS
Just someone who is fully chonked. a thicc dude who also happens to be in mediocre physical condition.
dude look at that chonko, he thicc as hell but ran a 6:30 mile.
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