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Five Finger Death Punch

A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.

Person 1: Do you like Five Finger Death Punch?
Person 2: Go kill yourself.

by AForestOfPubes December 30, 2016

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