poo envy

Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.

Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.

Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.

I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.

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Reverse Magician

The reverse magician is the friend to whom the term “bros before hoes” has no meaning whatsoever. Accordingly, in a reversal of traditional magic (where a magician makes a girl appear or disappear on stage), this is the friend who is notorious for vanishing from your social group once a girl appears in his life, only to resurface once he is single again.

Man, I haven’t seeing Charlie in ages. I think he is pulling a reverse magician move because since he started dating Yolanda, no one has seen him or heard from him.