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A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.
Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her
A skinny guy who enjoys sleeping in the flaps or folds of a very fat woman.
Dave loves sleeping with the mother in law, he loves the hotdog mama
The art of pissing up a graffitied wall.
My mate Craig loves abit of urban splash on a weekend.
18π 2π
when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls
'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'
4π 1π
Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off
D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'
21π 8π
Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.
John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.
Danny 'no toilets about?'
John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.
29π 9π
When something breaks to the point of no return. No fixing will ever get it back working.
Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though
16π 2π