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A great pair of tits on a petite woman.
Danny and Jc are sitting in the park and a tasty woman goes past.
Danny 'Loubies alert at 1 oclock!'
25π 10π
Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.
the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in
When your dog does a steamer and you bag it up and chuck it as far as you can to see who you hit.
haha funny story Fido did his business and I bag, tag and hurl ed it at this oldlady
The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.
The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!
23π 3π
Local chinesse owner and all-round geezer of asain origin - NOT RACIST!
'We off down to billy poons for some prawn toast guys?'
28π 2π
Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.
My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!
17π 5π
the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me
ps thats is what I meant though
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