"A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success." -Ambrose Bierce
Filled to the brim with perseverance, the social media influencer was able to amass one thousand quasi-dedicated followers.
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A pussy thatâs most likely infected with Covid-19 due to the promiscuity of the owner of said pussy.
Brah I fucked that bitch for real, donât even give 2 fucks she probs got that Coronagina.
âA woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.â -Ambrose Bierce
My bride and I are both SO excited for our wedding day! A life of happiness lies ahead for the both of us!
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An instance in which a man ejaculates into his sexual partnerâs purse as a means of revenge and/or proving a point to her. Later, the girl goes into her purse in order to grab her keys, wallet, phone, ect. but discovers quickly that the contents of her purse are covered in a sticky white smelly substance.
âOmg, what is all over my keys? Oh that bastard must have given me the Gluey Louie!â
âI swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the olâ Gluey Louie.â