ChriJewSlum

A religion that is based off of practising Defenestration, Necrophilia, Bestiality, and Macreality.
The god of this religion is Filweed the destroyer (of pussies).

David: What is your religion?
Scott: Yo fam i'm a damn ChriJewSlum, yo!
David is enlightened.

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Marvus D.

Marvus D. is the true god of this world. He resembles an Archen from Pokemon.

Janette: Hey, do you go to church?
David: Hell no you stupid bitch I believe in Marvus D.!
Janette realises the truth and dies.