mongolian wax

the waxing of the anus
Etymology: If you drilled a hole through the Earth from Brazil, you would hit Mongolia.

"Hey, yo, Rajiv, we gonna get those Brazilian waxes next week?"
"Nah, man, we're getting Mongolian waxes."

white bread

This term denotes the action of circle jerking around a piece of white bread. The last one to ejaculate onto the white bread must eat it.

"Wanna play white bread?" -Joe
"What's white bread?" - Jack
"Just play, you'll find out." - Joe