Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"

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Red Baron

When having sex, you undress the girl, then grab her,pick her up, throw her onto the bed violently, then make a mask out of your fingers and yell "Red Baron."

Last time I was having sex, I did a Red Baron to my girl and broke up with her the next day.

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Jeanis

The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"

Dude, nice jeanis, you horny bastard!

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