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McDonalds

a literal shit show of food and other shit like that

most of the time the ice cream machine or something breaks down and I guess people are too lazy to fix it half of the time

the burgers are just sponges

the fires are the only good stuff

chicken nuggets? more like chicken nig-

go eat wendys its a lot better

on and their advertising is a mess
also don't eat the burgers I think they're shit
k bye

I went to Mcdonalds and immediately left cause their food is dogshit

by AI_Buni November 16, 2020

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Burger King

the most spectacular place if you like fast internet and great burgers.

burger king is superior in everyday

eat there

oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there

Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.

by AI_Buni November 19, 2020


Kidschat.net

The supposed-to-be much more kid friendly discord, so kids can enjoy their lives and talk to long lost friends, but you know the internet, assaults started taking advantage of the children and made it the…

worlds greatest pedophile ring for middle aged losers who think that pedophilia is a sexuality and should be embraced by the lgbtq community

if any of you are attracted to children do me a favor and stab yourself to death

kidschat.net should be in violation but no one really cares I guess

Man: i love kidschat.net!1!1!!1!1
child: I have your up address and will come to your house with a loaded weapon and start making you suffer for the crimes you have committed against your future

by AI_Buni October 12, 2021

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Taco Bell

A cool store that offers a wide variety of tacos and etc

you may like the food but i promise you that the food wont like you back

after 30 minutes of consumption it is recommended to find the nearest bathroom

tip of the day: if you live beyond a 30 minutes reach of a taco bell, dont eat there

ooh also try the burritos theyre good

cool person 1: hey broski want to go to taco bell
cool person 2: do we live in a 30 minute vicinity of the subjugated area known as taco bell\
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: we have two bathrooms right
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: im down for taco bell

by AI_Buni June 10, 2021


Iphone

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.

Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???

by AI_Buni October 15, 2022


drop kick

a unique type of kick that involves the user jumping and using both feet to kick an opponent. a high risk, high reward type move. if used correctly, the user can inflict some serious damage to the opponent. however, using it incorrectly (wrong posture, incorrect timing, etc) can result in self injury, such as breaking bones.

user: “Yes, I unfortunately had to result to self defense and drop kicked the assailant. He suffered heavy injuries, but remained stable and alive.”

by AI_Buni July 28, 2023