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(A) Programmer is a species that can make apps for you to use. There are two main types of programmers:
1. The <Cliché Programmer> - can be spotted wearing a conference t-shirt and the pale skin. The main skin of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid which is devoured in a large cuantity;
2. The <Hipster Programmer> - this species only consumes warm liquids based on expensive spices and beans. His only tool is a so called <Macintosh>. The <Hipster Programmer> will often refuse to work with tasks such as <SQL Databases> or <Java>. This specimen also makes use of the trackpad attached to his portable <Macintosh>;
For many individuals (programmers) is considered prestigious to not utilise the <Mouse> unit at all.
"I would like to be a Cliché Programmer."
~Me
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