FAAG

An abbreviation for "Far Away Attractive Guy/Girl." When a guy/girl is attractive but once you see them up close they aren't as attractive as you thought.

Josh: Dan, look at the girl over there. She's so hot.
Dan: No, dude, that girl is an FAAG.
Josh: Really? Thanks for the warning man.

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Bicycle Blow Job

When a guy recieves a blow job by a girl with pigtails and he uses her pigtails as if they were handlebars on a bicylce to control his blow job.

"Dude I totally got a bicycle blow job last night."

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Cackle Berry

Australian slang for eggs.

Joe: Hey dude you want a cackle berry?

Zack: WTF?!

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169

assuming everyone knows what 69 is...1 is the guy watching

look up 69 for the example and then add 1 for the full example of 169.

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relatiotext

When you have a realtionship over text but you never talk to your partner in person or in some cases you've never met them.

Jenny: Who are you texting?
Deanna: Max. He's so dreamy.
Jenny: Oh, no. You're not having another relatiotext are you?

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