Glougue

The flapping sounds of a calorie-challenged (fat) person's leg fat slapping together.

Another form could be = Glouguer. This is the name given to to the person with said glouging problems.

The glougue of Carly's thigh's could be heard across the lunch room; We all knew instantly she was a Glouger.

Foopy McDoop

A large green fat person who likes to steal peoples food and eat like a hog.

Stop being a Foopy McDoop and eating all my twinkles your fat ass!

Dipshnitzel

dip·shnit·zell Noun. an utterly foolish or senseless person.
Synonyms: fool, idiot, half-wit; imbecile

Can be used in a shorter form as; Dipshnit

Allie: "Katie ran into a door again today. "
Natalie: "What a dipshnitzel"

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