The Dalton Stop

When somebody is being pathetic in a social network argument and you end the sentence with a full-stop, signifying a mark of dominance over the counter part

Shermly: ur so stupidd omgggg y r u doin dis
Amy: Piss off.
The full stop (The Dalton Stop) indicates the end of the conversation and the assertion of dominance

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The Cunt Point

As seen in many Facebook photos; the cunt point is where the obvious scummy chav, of approximately the years 14-19 takes a picture with another completely random scummy chav cunt, the picture tends to be taken neither from the two cunts in the photo but usually from either the equivalent female version of the two or a poor passer-by who has been roped into taking a picture of the cunts. The point itself is when the smaller of the two cunts points with his middle finger and index finger at the bigger cunt, it is important to remember for The Cunt Point is that you have to keep your hand as close to your body as possible and try to give a thumbs up at the same time. The combination of both of these will collaborate to form a deadly cunt point and at this current time it is spreading all over social media, infecting the thousands that see this unfortunate event.

Matt: Hey man, wanna get a photo together?

Olly: Sure, make sure you remember 'The Cunt Point' otherwise society will doubt how much of a cunt I am man.

Matt: Sure thing mate, if anyone doubted you I could beat them up with my little finger

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