man up

strap on a pair, grow some balls, stop being such a complete and utter wuss.

"I can't.. believe.. she dumped me.. again! This is awful. I've been crying so much."
"Jeeeez. Man up!"

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quacking

1. verb, to quack.
To talk crap.
2. verb, to quack.
To talk really fast so that only people on the same wave length or with special hearing aids can hear you.

1. What was Dr Mallet quacking about in Physics?
2. Jeez did you hear Laura quacking? Swear I don't understand a word she says.

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brick wall

1. A stubborn person who refuses to accept your point of view, even though their own is entirely asinine.

2. Someone who is too stupid to hold up their side of the conversation, and offers no opinons of their own.

1. "The sky is blue or grey."
"The sky is green."
"Th sky is blue or grey."
"Green, green, green, green la la la la la NOT LISTENING TO YOU."

2. "So.. what do you think of _______?"
"Oh, it's ok."

"Erm. Well, did you ever read _______?"
"Oh. No."

"Ok so what did you think of that film we saw last night?"
"It was ok."

eg. I like talking to brick walls. I find it is the only thing that never contradicts me ~ Oscar Wilde.

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Same goes big nose.

The correct response to cheers big ears.

If you do not reply like this, you are a moron.

Alice: I downloaded those Kill Hannah songs for you.
Tim: Cheers big ears.
Alice: Same goes big nose.

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man date

Two "straight" guys doing something that would be your standard date, eg going to a film, out for a meal.

JD: You know what, I'm going to take you out to night. We'll go for a meal, get a nice bottle of wine..
Turk: Dude, sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
JD: Why are you so afraid of loving me?

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