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Man 1: Dude check out my porsche!
Man 2: Nigga shut da hell up why don't you save yo money up and go get a 911 instead of dis bulllllshit Cayman
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A man about to take it up his ass. The O is the heat, the T is the arms, and L is the ass and his legs.
What's that guy doing on the ground? He's in an OTL position...
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Possibly one of the best handling cars out there, and one of the greatest car porsche has ever made (that's not a super car). The GT3 RS puts out 500 horsepower with its naturally-aspirated 4.0L Flat 6, which gives it 125 horsepower per liter. It's all about the driving experience and the gt3 is one of the best cars for the job.
Idiot: HEY GUYZ WANNA TAKE MY HONDA CIVIC TO THE TRACK?
Idiot 2: YEAH MAN AND I CAN TAKE MY CAMARO TOO TOKYO DRIFT MAN
Smart guy: screw these idiots I'm taking my gt3
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This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.
Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with
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The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.
Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO
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If you live in the Southern region of the United States, it's the place to go to when you're drunk as shit 2AM in the morning with your mates. They serve AMAZING burgers and are 24/7 and are one of the many reasons why Texas kicks ass.
Guy 1: Dudeeeeee I'm getting the munchiest let's go to Whataburger
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! I'm keeping the place number too as part of my Whata number collection too!
Guy 3: FUCK YEAH TEXAS!
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