Darice

A hebrew female name meaning wise. the feminine form of Dara. Also a name in gaelic, greek, and irish. It is very rare for a male to be named Darice, and all known males are mexicans with bowell problems. This combined with the fact that they are very shy yet know martial arts and are obsessed with afore mentioned and dragon ball and pokemon creates the only known mexican weapon of mass destruction. Is also a magnet for bad luck. Which is why a Darice may also be known as a Super Powered Impressive Crotch Kicker.

Damn! that kid is such a darice! He used his kung fu skills to launch my testes next door!

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