come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

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juicy

ADJECTIVE.
Thick and curvacious.

Wow thatgurl is juicy.

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Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher

"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"

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drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

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fortune cookie

cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.

"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"

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Our Kid

Affectionate term for one's own younger brother or sister or a friend's younger sibling.

"Something's afoot with our kid there. She came in at 3 am last night, reeking of whiskey and without her knickers"

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three days grace

Worst band ever...especially because all you "im-so-punk" kids think they're really good. Some of the absolute worst, fake, whiny, mtv-manufactured lyrics I've ever seen. And they always have to be mad cause blah blah they're girlfriend is a bitch and blah blah their parents don't love them and blah blah they're addicted to drugs. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

IM SO PUNK BECAUSE IVE GOT A MOHAWK AND YELL ABOUT HOW IM SO COOL CAUSE I GET HIGH AND STUFF AND yeah, im depressed and i hate my girlfriend .. anarchist forever!! *cough*.

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