liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

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Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

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Ried

A damn good looking guy.

Man, that guys is a Ried!

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bit of skirt

a sexually alluring young woman. (Sometimes considered derogatory.)

"Your girl there, she's a nice bit of skirt."

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Table Ender

sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.

"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."

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double edge sword

the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.

"Corporate lay-offs are a double-edged sword. The company saves money by not having as many salaried people on board, but has to pay more overtime wages to the fewer people that are left so the work can be done by deadline."

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Nett

The famous member of the dolling community, owns bondchick.net, Nevaron RPG and doll site called "Bondchickz". Royal Mud Queen.

Nett had a "they fight crime" dolling contest on bondchickz.

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