White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

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sum'bitch

Redneck contraction for son of a bitch.

Rusty, you dang ol' sum'bitch, get yer head outta that toilet bowl!!

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So Neva

Its not ever going to happen.

Oh shit nigga so neva!

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party city wig

Refers to a drag queen's low quality wig. Very similar to the shine and texture of "My Little Pony's" mane and tail hair. Most likely purchased at the costume store 'Party City'.

May also be used with the phrase Pucci.

Look at that mess of a queen over there with that party city wig!

That's a shame.

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yo

a way to say hey but way cooler

"yo, man! whats up?"

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Halla

A gentleman with a receding hairline who enjoys putting himself down, and has a hard time with women.

Wow, he sure pulled a Halla, that girl was all over him and somehow he still screwed it up.

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school

A place where you learn stuff that is useless.A complete waste of my time.

I dont want to go to school Monday.

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