Rare and powerful care package content in CoD: Black Ops. Best used in a defensive situation when all you need to do is sit back and watch that bomb site or flag.
Warning! This gun, when equipped, disables your ability to sprint or go prone and once fired will be discarded if put away. Ammo capacity is 499 rounds and you cannot scavenge ammo for a reload.
On the plus side, this weapon deals great damage to anything\anyone, has a high ammo capacity, and will prevent any victim from going into Last Stand. Just be more careful with it on Hardcore modes.
Player: DAMNED SPY PLANE AGAIN!!!!!!
Hardline Pro user: Let me see what I can do..........*contents change*
Player: OH YEAH!!! Death Machine! Thx man.
Hardline Pro user: np bro
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Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.
Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book
Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.
Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.
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In reference to Call of Duty games, it is a fancy way of saying "Nobody will hear me" when you are sneaking into or out of a house or other building you weren't supposed to leave/enter to begin with.
Buddy: Dude, are you seriously going to come with me later? Won't your parents hear you?
You: Relax, I'm running Ninja up in this biatch.
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In reference to the Ninja/Ninja Pro perk of the CoD games. It's basically a fancy way of saying that you don't have trouble being quiet/sneaky.
Most often used when your friend is worried about you making noise when sneaking out of or into your house.
Teen 1: C'mon man, let's go!
Teen 2: Did your dad hear you?
Teen 1: Relax buddy, I'm running Ninja right now.
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Outcome of an event in which you think that there is "no way in hell" that the said outcome could have happened. Similar events happen often in CoD games and are applauded as shows of skill more often than not.
In reality, for such events not to be considered results of luck, they must be replicated at least twice under the same circumstances. Only then may the event be said to require skill.
Dude 1: Woah! 360 no scope through TWO solid walls!
Dude 2: Can you do it again
Dude 1: Hell Yeah, watch this.....
*doesn't happen rest of game*
Dude 2: Looks like it was just luck, thats the Call of Duty effect for ya.
Dude 1: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
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Slow roasting of noobs in FPS games to make them cry just a little bit harder than with the normal method of a high heat and short cook time.
This "low & slow" method slowly brings out tears of sadness from the victim, especially when given a liberal application of winsauce before cooking. Makes a fine dish to the winning team, especially when served with noob biscuits and lolmonade.
Alternately spelled nbq, or noo-be-q
1337 player: man these noobs are roasted!
random guy: all you can eat noobecue!
The ones who ruined CoD's Multiplayer in Black Ops with the following top ten changes..............
1. Cannot earn a killstreak reward by ketting kills with another killstreak reward
2. Cannot carry shotguns as secondary
3. Cannot go prone unless you are like 10 feet from a wall.
4. Cannot equip two attachments on pistols with Warlord Pro.
5. No "Ultimate Killstreak" like the Nuke in MW2.
6. Player can drive an exploding RC car killstreak without actually seeing where it is at.
7. Overpowered and full-auto FAMAS.
8. Lack of period-accurate shotguns like the Remington 870.
9. One visual model for all aircraft killstreaks (i.e. Spetsnaz can call in an SR-71 and U.S. can call in an Mi-24 Hind.)
10. Ability to scavenge exploding crossbow bolts, but an inability to scavenge noob tube and rocket-based ammunition.
Treyarch -- Turning people violent since November 9th, 2010.
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