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RW: She wanted me to take a bite out of grime.
RS: What were her exact words?
RW: EAT MY ASS!
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When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.
I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.
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A soon to be defunct website, www.ksufans.com, was unable to survive due to the lack of interest in Kansas State University "Athletics."
I used to go to KSU Fans to watch idiot K-State fans talk about their horrible athletics department. It was mostly for my entertainment because I find it funny that they thought they had a snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship in anything.
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After sitting on the leather couch for three hours using his laptop, Ryan had a disturbing amount of brat water pooling up.
Topanga from Boy Meets World was a good looking chick, but she had meaty and oversized arms. When you see a good looking chick with this condition, like Kelly Clarkson, you say "she's hot but she's got Topanga arms."
Kelly Clarkson has Topanga arms.
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An unusually large clitoris.
I was about to eat her out, I had just spread her pussy lips open and she had a huge clit that looked like a baby toe.
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