What/Who The Ass

A phrase that only the most intellectual cursers use. To convey confusion or anger.

Random person: “What/Who the ass is oscar pistorious?”

Veganboy77

Legend has it, Veganboy77 has been roaming the streets of roblixia /e danceing for well over a decade. Truly an epic gamer moment.

Piperfan1: “VEGANBOY77! YOU ARE HATTER!

Aiden Howard

A man who came from nothing. Truly a rags to riches story. Grew up in the slums of Brazil and moved to the United States when he was 11. He mastered the art of glass blowing, among other types of blowing. He became the first gold medal winner in the olympics for blowing.

You could say the other players sucked, or rather, got sucked. His life story is an inspirational one, and he recently received the medal of freedom from Donald J Trump, the big man himself.

Gay club owner: “Did you see that boy walkin’ down the street?”

Employee: “Yeah, that was Aiden Howard, four time gold medal winner in blowing!”

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Vishnu Bodavula

Truly one of the most inspiring life stories in all of human history. He was originally a high ranking member of the nudist colony of bonkymnobols, a strange society based out of Northern India, close to Nepal. He achieved much for his nudist colony, but he almost never got the chance to do so. In fact, his parents were very close to aborting him. Thank god they didn’t. Vishnu, sometime in his teen years, decided to move to the United States. The land of opportunity. Knowing how to organize a nudist colony allowed him to assimilate into the business world fairly quickly. He became business partners with Elon Musk and eventually went to Mars. When he returned to Earth, everyone welcomed him home with open arms. Everyone that is, except Elon himself. He fired Vishnu after learning about his nudist days, and the human sacrificing rituals and the unorthodox ways he used swiss rolls in said rituals. Vishnu was now homeless. Legend has it, he went back to his homeland and joined back up with his Nudist brothers.

George W. Bush: “I knew Vishnu Bodavula for many years. He was a truly great man, and an even better mistress. WAIT!”

Shrek Feet

Used to describe an extremely disgusting foot with toe fungus.

Man: “Ya’ll see Vishnu the other day?”
Other Men: “Yeah, that fag had fuckin’ shrek feet!

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