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Pablo Testicle

Pablo Testicle, otherwise known as el testículo, was one of the greasiest fugitives in Whoville history. Legend says that he escaped REDACTED Valley Maximum Security Prison, with only his bare testicle(s). He was a real sharpshooter. He passed away in 1666, due to the nature of the last three digits in his death year. How about a nice hot cup of Joe Biden?

"Hey man, the history textbook has a page dedicated to this dude who single-testicledly escaped prison!"

"No way bro! What was his name?"

"Pablo Testicle."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"You have never heard of the great Pablo Testicle?"

"Nobody reads the textbook, dude. Why you even reading that to begin with?"

by AMatterOfFax November 9, 2019