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Laughably teen magazine service on BBC Ceefax Page 577 - mainly due to its laughable content and embarrassingly self-conscious coolness. Any reference to this taboo subject should be as B*ckch*t.

Reading B*ckch*t is like having an enema, only with Super Noodles instead of water.

Bob: Did you see B*ckch*t yesterday?
Kev: Yeah, man! Busted are the best!
Bob: *smacks Kev round the head with pinking shears*

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backwash

The filmy, cloudy residue at the bottom of a drink that you get when you pass a drink to someone else. Always seems to be at the bottom, separate from the rest of the drink, like oil and water.
Also a good way to determine if someone has eaten fish or tomatoes recently.

Soph: Can I have my coke back, now?
Tat: Yeah, here you go.
Soph: Is that backwash at the bottom?
Tat: Er...
Soph: You keep it.

(incidentally, if anyone gets a bottle with backwash in the bottom, try refilling it with its original liquid as well, so it's full, then heating the bottle from below. Because it's seperate, I wonder if it behaves like a lava lamp. If anyone wants to try this, feel free to enlighten me.)

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Anby

A reference that is known as an insult. Originated from an incident at a hospital. A down syndrome boy who killed many nurses at Manor Care.

You act like Anby.
Wow! Stop being an Anby!

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