dodge

Dies On Day Guarantee Expires

Spit, Sputter, Sputter....freaking DODGE!

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Arokh

The spork god. He created "New Spork", and made a holiday: "Sporkfest"

Guy 1: Oh my god! There's Arokh, the god of sporks!
Guy 2: Wow! I must go and get his autograph
Guy 1: Me too, let me get out my futuristic notepad (With spork rings, to hold the paper together)

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electronic arts

A video game company that has even more money then god himself.

Is that god borrowing 20 bucks from EA?

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e/n

1. Everything/Nothing.
2. Blog sites in which people express opinions.

Kolby is an e/n God.

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cbwolf

Sexual God among humans.

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prec

precious, special, cute

she is so prec

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greased

The state of being completely obliterated by alcohol.

Look at Corey overthere, he is just greased

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