Arokh

The spork god. He created "New Spork", and made a holiday: "Sporkfest"

Guy 1: Oh my god! There's Arokh, the god of sporks!
Guy 2: Wow! I must go and get his autograph
Guy 1: Me too, let me get out my futuristic notepad (With spork rings, to hold the paper together)

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