melonology

The Study of Melons

I like tits, so i will study up on my melonology.

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Satan

The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.

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dogsex

Oral, manual or penetrative sexual relations with canine(s). Fun for all the family.

'My dogs got no nose.'

'How does it smell?'

'It doesn't matter, it's got an eight inch cock that is more than enough for my distended cunt.'

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zimzum

pimp guitarist

zimzum was so bad ass on the mechanical animals album

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throb

a hot song

turn up the radio this is the throb

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pass

To refrain from something

-Would you like a drink?
-No thanks, I'll pass.

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Dear John Letter

A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.

Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.

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