Venun

Hot & sexy guy whose always in a good mood

Dad: "darling daughter of mine, I met a nice young man who asked for your hand"
Daughter: "only if he's a Venun!"

7👍 6👎

paste

What people brush their teeth with.

65👍 77👎

peanut-smuggler

A woman with erect nipples that can easily be seen through her blouse.

Jennifer Aniston is a righteous peanut-smuggler.

15👍 3👎

Ink Quill

Do a girl in the butt. Nut in her butt. Use it as a ink resevoir, and your dick as a pen to write your name on her cheeks.

2👍 13👎

Being a Jake Wisniweski

A person who receives an angry pirate and loves every second of it!

i met a girl last night and she was a total Jake Wisniewski

13👍 4👎

firt

Unit of measure dealing with moles of cucumbers

I'd like to buy 3 firts, please.

26👍 48👎

billy talent

The worst band from canada in years. There is not enough negative comments towards this group, especially the lyricist whom has created a bandwagon of controversy. A string of bathetically written songs will not satisfy my musical hunger.

hey more like bull-talent

87👍 337👎