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Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs
Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks
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An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)
Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.
You: No. No. No.
Me: Yes you do.
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The solid form of water
I hate cucumber, it's just solid water
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The coldest vegetable. Approximately -10 degrees.
We love cucumbers at -30 degrees.
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A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)
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When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber
Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
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