After fucking a large, pregnant woman, finish by blowing your man cheese all over her tits. Once this is finished, have her lactate onto your penis and proceed to suck your dick.
-You see that fat chick Joe meet at that party?
-Yeah, the pregnant one.
-I heard he pulled of the Wisconsin Cow Plow!
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Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her
-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!
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