dirt farmer

from the dirt as in he is a dirt farmer.

That dirt farmer sure surfed good today.

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P Nis

Mr. Willie. You know. Yer cock.

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Eastern European Prostitute

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.

EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache

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MDEC

Manual Data Entry Centre. Royal Mail's idea of legalised slavery, paying sub-standard wages for a job that is no longer what was stated in the employees contract. Run by suit wearing gibbons, and run by the evil overlord, "two jags" peter "erm erm erm, i dont know anything" fenton.

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luby chicken

alternative to jellybaby. The remnants of a one night stand that comes out of a homosexual's anal cavity composed of cum and lube

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Fart pipe

A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.

The satyr shafted on his Fart Pipe until he made the Browning Noise.

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Scam

To get a chick to hang out on a pretense, or come over for a stupid reason, to slap skins.

a)having her come over and study, and then your housemates appear with bottles of liquor and a bunch of people right around you.
b)dropping off something at her spot, coming in to use the bathroom, asking for something to drink (beer), and going for the breasts

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