Dustin Arko

When you shit into a sock and beat/put your hamster down/out of its misery.

Bro i just totally dustin Arko’d my hamster last night after it escaped it’s tank for the last time

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Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh

Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since