Brazen Binger

A version of any sexual position where the top (or "prosecutor") assumes the position and goes through the motions while avoiding actual stimulating contact. Often includes talk along the lines of "Isn't it true that you like this, huh baby?"

The climactic moment (or "closing") consists of the prosecutor lightly touching the defense anywhere that is not erogenous and saying "You would agree that's the spot. Right there. Yes. That's the spot. Let me pinch and zoom. You can clearly feel that that's the spot."

Pat and I just did the Brazen Binger, so we both need to rest.

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.