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The EAS (Emergency Alert System) Was Developed by the United States Government, in 1990's to Enhance how Emergency Warnings would be transmitted,
Before the EAS Was the EBS, or Emergency Broadcasting System, the Successor to the CONELRAD Radio Alert Network.
EAS Transmissions have been revised Time and Time Again, The Latest Visible Revision to the EAS, is that it now uses a Black Background and White Text Scheme. The EAS Has Been Used For Several Events, such as Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Severe Thunderstorms, And Civil Emergencies, such as Terroristic Attacks.
The Most Known Feature of the EAS is the "Noisy" Tones it makes at the beginning of the Transmission: SAME Tones, which are actually Encrypted Messages.
{SAME Tones}
{1280Khz Warning Tone}
This is a Test of the Emergency Alert System.
If this were a Real Emergency, information about the Emergency would be Displayed on Screen.
This is only a Test.
{1280Khz Warning Tone}
Tom: Well, i'm Glad that EAS Test is over.
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Absolutely Nothing. See Square Root of Fuck-All , Square Root of Sweet Fuck All and fuck-all squared.
"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
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This Term Refers to something going awry, or Something going horribly wrong.
A perfect example is the Fairly OddParents Episode, Hard Copy, when Wanda Wishes up a Engine, and a Soda, for his Starfighter, while Evading Dark Laser, a Character Parodying Dark Vader from Star Wars, but it seems that the machine had ran out of Toner, and had made half of both of the engine, and the soda.
Wanda:"One Star Fighter Engine, and a soda coming right up!"
*Engine and soda are poofed*
Timmy:"Hey! Half a soda? Half a Engine? What Gives!?"
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Phrase: To Pull a Casey anthony is to kill someone that annoys you.
This is named after Casey Anthony, a Shunned Florida Woman, Accused of Killing her Child, Kaylee Anthony.
the Term can be modified to say: Pull a fucking Casey Anthony, depending on the purpose.
Son:Mom,Can i go out with my girlfriend?
Mom:No. You need to do your homework.
Son:Ok mom.
Son:I Swear, i'm about to pull a Casey Anthony on her.
Relating to the terms Fail and Epic Fail, this statement Is used when things go horribly wrong, like the Russians firing a nuke at themselves.
Russian ICBM Guidance Officer: Sir, the missile is not heading for America.
Russian Commander: Well where is it heading to?
Guidance Officer: Us, Sir.
Commander: Oh, fuck me.
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Superfuck(profane adjective): Similar to Clusterfuck, Superfuck is used when Something goes so terribly wrong, divine intervention is needed to repair it.
US Marine: Crossroad, this is Alfa 9! We're in a Superfuck Here! Ruskies from all over!
US Marine Base: This is Crossroad, You're Screwed. See Ya.
US Marine: We're Screwed!
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