Hunny

The name you gave to the giant pink plush bear that you're obsessed with for no reason other than the fact that you have convinced yourself that it's your daughter since you were the one that found her in a dumpster and decided to take her in cuz you're weird and sus like that.

"Meredith, where is Hunny?"
"Why do you care so much?"
"Because she's my daughter and I want to make sure she feels safe and cared for."
"She is not your daughter she is a children's toy, fool."

Threat Girl

A female which upon first sight makes you so helplessly infatuated that you would break your dating fast for her, thus "threatening" your personal growth.

Can't tell if you are actually the duke; I perceive you as a Threat Girl.