starbuckian

A person who will go through any extream to have Starbucks or be seen in a Starbucks even if there are deplorable conditions

CONSUMER: THESE ARE SOME REALLY DIEHARD STARBUCKIANS.
BARISTA: ESCUSE ME, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
CONSUMER: ITS LIKE A HUNDRED AND FUCKEN TWO DEGREES HERE AND THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST HANGING OUT LIKE THERE IS NOT A THING GOING ON. I WILL WAIT FOR MY COFFEE OUTSIDE.

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