hot take

an opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular

hot take: cancer is just diet scorpio

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Louise "Cricket" Marshall

One of the most shit-random people you are ever going to meet.
She loves anime but also crime shows, and she's fantastic when it comes to cheering people up, however sometimes makes conversations really awkward...
She's really random a lot but can be serious when needed.
Her real name is Louise, we all call her Cricket. No one is really sure why.

As far as we know she spends the majority of her time on Omegle.

Person 1: Hey Cricket! *hugs*
Cricket: *hugs back* Chickens are nice when they don't bark at you.

Cricket (on Omegle): YOU MUST LEARN TO BE WHO YOU TRULY ARE. AN OCTOPUS HYBRID THAT CAN BREATHE ABOVE WATER AND ALSO FLY.
Stranger: ...IM A CAT
Stranger: MEW
Cricket: NO. YOU AN OCTOPUS.

Cricket: Well..... I'm sorry. But I'm still hotter than your pet bird.
Stranger: That could be true if I had a pet bird in the first place.
Cricket: Then I will buy you a bird and will be hotter than it.

Person 1: Dude, I talked to this one person on Omegle, and they were sooooooooooooooo weird.
Person 2: Lemme see. (Looks at chat log) Oh, I know them!
Person 1: Really? Who is it?
Person 2: Her name is Cricket. (Goes to facebook page- Louise "Cricket" Marshall (page does not really exist in real life))
Person 1: Oooh yeah that's them. Hey! This is really funny!

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