Cat

A stupid animal that loves beautiful clothing the opposite color of it’s fur.

My cat just ate my plant. God damn it

ez

Shortened version of “Easy”. Commonly said by toxic kids at the end of a match, along with L and Git gud. People who say ez commonly get into fights with people who say gg, as people who say gg actually have brains, differently from the toxic kids.

—Match End—
Normal person: Gg!
Toxic kid: ez ez
Toxic kid: take the l
Toxic kid: git gud
Normal person: Shut your lips

Urban Dictionary

A place for an idiot who’s father never came back with the milk to give random words sexual meanings to boost his self-esteem.

He defined the word Kangaroo as a way to have sex on Urban Dictionary so that people will think he has had sex before.

Tilde

Like a hyphen, but horny

Person 1: Fuck me daddy~
Person 2: We literally met half a second ago. I swear horny people should be banned from using tilde.

Engrish

Hilariously bad overliteral translations from Japanese to English.

Examples:
“All your base are belong to us.” (Your bases are all under our control.)
“Ant death.” (Pest killer.)
“Watch out flying rock.” (Beware of falling rocks.)

We need to say the word in the example to publish the definition now so uhh Engrish

Country music

More revolting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!

Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.

super straight

A feminine gay man who crossdresses and strongly supports the transgender community. Often come with a BDSM kink.

Person 1: I’m super straight

Person 2: Me too
*they start aggressively making out*