Dr. D

Someone who claims and brags about his PhD, but might not actually have one.

This doctor is a Dr. D.

Jilk Nomilc

A boy that developed osteoporosis due to a lack of calcium. He is milk deficient due to an absent father as well has having no bitches. While sleeping, he gets really hard and jumps his bed.

Gee I think you need some milk Jilk Nomilc!