Pulling a Lochte

Peeing in a pool. Inspired by US Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte (pronounced Lock-tee) admitting to doing as such in the warm up pool at the London Olympics.

Other forms can also be:

*Pull a Lochte

*Pulled a Lochte

Example 1: Mark: I'd better not catch any of you Pulling a Lochte!

Example 2: Sarah: I have to go to the bathroom, but I'm too lazy to get out of the pool.

Jeff: Just do what I did - Pull a Lochte.

Example 3: Alice: Don't swim over here! I just Pulled a Lochte!

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IDGHP

An anacronym for I don't give half a piss - when you couldn't care less about something.

Also, alternative term for WTF.

IDGHP how hairy your toes are - I said I've got #80.

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