Internet AIDs

The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.

I watched Jenna Jameson so much it gave me Internet AIDs

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Empathy

Emotional Telepathy

I shared her feelings in a mind meld, she's depressed because seraph of the end won't premier for another year. She's a weeaboo. I now no longer wish to hold empathy.

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Quantum displacement

The field surrounding one whom has become removed from their universe of origin and placed in an alternative. ie. To equate this in a visual model, it would be much like placing a dreadnought in a bathtub.

Also, The sense of dread being placed in unknown surroundings often equates with this feeling.

My quantum displacement has removed all those whom I loved and replaced them with these idiotic doppelgangers.
Dosselpopulus

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Faux-Indie

Any piece, material, song, film, etc. Attempting to be indie with the sole purpose of seeming so.

That film tried to meta so hard and it's ad campaign changed it from being indie to faux-indie

Leptard

An extremely anti-social individual, typically found in dark secluded areas. Mostly watching some type of digital appliance.

It's good that leptard is out getting sunlight, they could use the melatonin.

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