proctored

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.

Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!

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pigstick

A metaphorical stick one person in the group holds on a night out to denote who was the most loose and outta control.

Oh yeah he was blind last night, he had the pigstick for sure

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

poorformance

When someone doesn't live up to party expectations... or totally overdoes the partying rendering them useless and annoying

"I can't believe I was in bed by 11.30 on a Saturday night. What a poorformance"

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