old time asznee

Big Shaq and asnzee go way back

Big shaq: Old time asznee

Me:I know. Its been a while

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dykdw

DO YOU KNOW DA WAE!!!! acronym

Uganda Knuckles: DYKDW

Me: Yes I do

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sweaty mom

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.

Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}