ButtCussion

ButtCussion: Severe fall landing directly on one's posterior axis, causing severe pain to the point of nausea - as in a "concussion of the butt." Falling and landing directly on the gluteus maximus or worse, a direct blow to the coccyx, with pain so severe that it causes concussion-like symptoms.

He jumped up into the air over the frozen swimming pool, cannonball-style with ass pointed down and knees up, thinking the ice would break and he would polar bear it but the ice did not break - Total Buttcussion!!

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OFDA

noun. pronounced ˈōf-da

OFDA is the acronym for Odor Free Defecation Attitude, and is code for referring to someone with an act like one's shit doesn't stink attitude. A person or organization having an holier than thou attitude, acting superior to their peers or vendors in every manner, shape and form, such that their attitude is an "Odor Free Defecation Attitude."

"Man, those guys want us to work for them, again? I can't take their OFDA anymore!"

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