Chinese Joint

An inexpensive, off-brand radio such as a Luiton or Baofeng used primarily for listening to Suffolk County fire frequencies by someone too frugal to purchase a Motorola or a proper scanner. Chinese joints should never be used for transmitting, only receiving due to their low transmit power and tendency to bleed across multiple frequencies.

"Hey man, where's that Chinese joint?"

Baldini

A fictitious brand of Italian racing tires known for having little to no tread. See Bologna Skins.

John needs a new set of tires, he's riding on Baldinis!