When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.
That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.
An Irish person whose life revolves around the potato and will even try to use it as currency. One who refers to a baked potato as an Irish $20. This person may or may not also make love to the said potato.
That guy really flynn'd those spuds. He turned that baked potato into mashed