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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Was a good cartoon that appeared in the late 1980s and ended in the early 1990s when some gay show called Power Rangers gained popularity with the kids. TMNT was based on the more violent and graphic comic book series. Featured four turtle ninjas and their rat sensei fighting against the minions of an evil ninja named Shredder.
Cowabunga! Turtle Power!
The first two TMNT movies were pretty cool.
About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.
An external data storage device that is connected to a computer or other recording device through a specially designed slot.
Before the CD-ROM was invented, most videogames were stored in cartridges.
Something that is not true. A lie.
Science fiction.
Religious text.
Anything a politician says.
99% of what comes out of a woman's mouth.
The fact that presidents get elected by popular vote
Just about every doomsday prediction ever made.
Anything in the tabloids.
Anything on CNN.
UFOs.
Video games.
A drug dealer who sells homemade versions of commercial drugs at a much lower price than the store brands.
With the same amount of money I spend for 100 painkiller pills at the store, I can get 500 of the same pills from the street pharmacist.
It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.
The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.