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It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.
The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.
2262π 963π
The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.
Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.
162π 72π
About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.
501π 139π
A mass killing of typically five or more people.
The mad gunman opened fire in the crowd and massacred thirty people in the process.
136π 46π
What women claim to have, although women are known to FAKE most of their orgasms anyway.
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Something that fails miserably
The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.
1549π 316π
Extreme and violent anger that is accompanied by a person doing something to satisfy that anger.
The warlord's wrath was known when he ordered his army to slaughter every man, woman, and child within the town walls.
333π 47π