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flop

Something that fails miserably

The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.

by AYB March 14, 2003


wrath

Extreme and violent anger that is accompanied by a person doing something to satisfy that anger.

The warlord's wrath was known when he ordered his army to slaughter every man, woman, and child within the town walls.

by AYB April 07, 2003


nice guys finish last

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.

The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.

by AYB October 21, 2003


statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB July 30, 2003


root

What a plant uses to extract water and nutrients from the soil.

Dandelions are hard to get rid of because their deep roots can break off and regenerate the plant that is pulled out.

by AYB April 03, 2003


Jehovah's Witnesses

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

by AYB June 13, 2003


barebone

A basic computer system, typically features the chassis (housing-case), motherboard, a stick of RAM, and a floppy disk drive.

If your budget is low, a barebone system is usually a good choice to buy, because it only costs half as much as a pre-built system if you buy the rest of the parts at a used computer store.

by AYB August 02, 2003